Saturday, January 16, 2010

Conversations with a Rockstar : Mini Diploma

RockStar: heyi
Me: heyo…ssup
RockStar: nothin 2 day brk…ssup wid u
Me: work, lots of it :P a bad proj mgr, but other than that...lemme see…found another good blog to read…chat with the lady too
RockStar: :P ooh
Me: US lady...mother of a teenager :P
RockStar: crap
Me: no no...everythings not abt hitting on ppl yaar…gud fun to talk to her
RockStar: its not? :| damn i got it all wrong :P
Me: nopes...its not....otherwise the moment u find somebody who accepts ure hitting then tht means no more meeting nu ppl? :P i talk to ppl becoz i like talking to ppl hitting is just incidental to finding someone u really sync up wid
RockStar: ok ok guruji
Me: he he :P stop geting me into uncle mode!!! I shall from now on lay all the blame of my uncle mode on ppl who elicit it :P
RockStar: lol
Me: so anyways she's one helluva battery charged lady...she's found a new bf...and she's all explosm abt it
RockStar: been thr done tht…lol
Me: no no...u haven't....hav u done panty thursdays?
RockStar: i wear panties everyday…whts so special bout thrus? thursdays*
Me: its the day u take them off...multiple times...for a particular kind of activity :P
RockStar: so it shud be cald panty less thrus na
Me: ermm i think she called it down-panty day or something..dont expect me to remember so many details :P
RockStar: I thought u were good wid details when it came to womens lingerie
Me: yes but not the terminology
RockStar: u gotta catch up kid :P
Me: actually am not so good with lingerie...u will have to enlighten me...
RockStar: sure

Me: i kno bra, strapless bra, wonderbra (=pushup i presume), sports bra, nighty...I dont understand cup sizes and all…I kno the letter means something and size means something…like 32D…but i dont kno wat
RockStar: thrs the sporty panties..the kinda thing in which u can jog upto 5kms n make out too..then thr r the thongs…yeah u cant jog in those lol. they might come off any sec...grt for sex..then thrs the lacy kinds...u knw the usual barbie dollish..then thrs the usual ugly girl kinda panty..comes in repulsive colours like brown…then thrs the magic panties…does wonders to fat women by hididn the extra fat…then thrs the outrightly in ur face sexy kinds....see thru panties...mahn i gotta buy on of those…lol…the typical victoria secret kinds…and tht…my frnd…is a mini guide
Me: thongs = g-string = a v shaped thing which is mostly stringy and jst coves the crotch
RockStar: to the world of panties…yes…ur doin well…:P
Me: naah dont do those see thru ones...no fun
RockStar: 32d = a lean girl wid a weird boobs
Me: no no explain to me...wat the nbr means and wat the letter means
RockStar: 36d = pamela Anderson…32a= non existent breasts more like mosquito bites.. these were the class intervals…rest u can do the maths..:P
Me: wat u r telling Me is that u dont kno ureself wat 32 means and wat d means isnt it
RockStar: uff…its so simple wht cant u understand…see 2..means when the measure ur chest in inches..like they do in the gym…so a lean girl wud be 32
Me: ok
RockStar: n a volumptuious one wud be 36…and a b c d means the cup size…now a…lean girl wid a boob job wud be 32 d…n a fat girl wid no boobs wud be 36a…get it?...mahn guys r dumb
Me: hullo...u can jst throw a figure into our face an say go decipher it…this was all the explanation one needed :)…now i 'know' :P
Me: :P ok so in bags we have clutches and those big ones or is there more to it?
RockStar: cluthes go well wid a nice elegant evenin dress usually then big bags...classy never outta style…then uve got crazy tattooed emo stuff…then uv got classy small ones....gucci jimmy chooo prada n the like
Me: small but with shoulder straps
RockStar: sling bags...colg chicks carry tht..u wudnt need this info i think
Me: err i hope /guess not :P
RockStar: yes. not everyone can carry those...u see thrs a thin line between classy n tacy
*tacky when it comes to hang bags
Me: he he
RockStar: every woman possesses atleast 3 subject to no upper limit :P
Me: tht part i kno :P
RockStar: one is a dump all ur crap in bag... the thing which they carry everyday to work/colg. it carries more stuff than the lost city of gold
Me: and yet mostly, no eclairs
RockStar: al cluttered n messed up kinds..sigh ya
Me: :P
RockStar: n it takes forever to find the lip gloss ..its more like a lucky dip
Me: so thats bags
RockStar: second is the date bag....darker shades...girls carry them to dates, ya, wht else u want...shoes u knw, bags i told u, lingerie, man, u alrdy knw too much
Me: clothes :P salwar kameez, tees, shirts, tube tops
RockStar: self descriptive :P
Me: there's something pecil straps or something, *pencil, shrugs, wat else is there
skirts, long, gypsy, mini, micro mini; trousers
RockStar: pencil strap..noodle strap kinda like a sleeve less...wid just two lil strings to hold it frm lettin ur boobs show…the shawl kinda thing guys carry in winters…the gypsy skirts...the kinda long delhi cp kinda skirts u see firang hippies wearing coupled usually wid a noodle strap
Me: yeah tht i kno
anything else left?
RockStar: no u jst acquired urself a mini diploma in womens fashion…not many straight guys can boast of tht…congrats
Me: thanks...not many straight guys like women like i do :P and no i didnt mean that in a dirty sense :P…jst...one of the most amazing pieces crafted by god :)…somebody stop the uncle in me :D ok dirty sense...i meant in the dirty sense :P
RockStar: :P

1 comment :

desininja said...

maaaan! that was pure education.
a must read for all young guns like me who has dreams to make it big in ladisphere someday.

thanks again to both of you. *kudos* :P