"You think I'm weird?" she asked, like she always did, a random question out of the blue
"Well" he said giving it some pause "Yes you are, I always see you in the house wearing panties, never even shorts, unless some guest comes"
"Err so"
"So its more like a guy thing"
"Wearing panties?"
"Right, that!!! roaming around in underwear"
"Oh ya, i see what ya mean"
"So that confirms it, I am weird"
"Most definitely"
"What do you find weirdest about me?"

"That you're always the first person on the dance floor, when you don't even dance"
"I can't help it, I don't love dancing, but I love holding in my arms, someone who is..."
{This line is courtesy a colleague, was too good to waste}